Third Alternative to Life Sux

Since life sux, how can there be an alternative. Who makes life suck anyway? Is it not the fat cats, the man, the illuminati or the "old boys" in freemasonry, who occupy the positions in the government?

But if life sux, does everybody's life suck? Maybe there are 2 alternatives: My life sux or somebody else, whose life doesn't suck.

Before we can reach a third alternative, we have to realize that there might be a second.